We all know the lines. The ones right before someone gets offed in a movie. From Hasta la vista, baby to Yippee ki-yay, motherf'er. They are all good phrases except for the windbags that monologue before they kill someone. More often than not its funny, and does not induce terror or coolness. With that being said here is what I would say right before I off you.
- Are you going to eat that?
- I've "stumbled upon" your death!
- Call me, Wait I don't have a phone.
- Pika! Pika! Pikachu!
- Could you move? I don't want to ruin the rug.
- Go, bye-bye!
- I am going to blow my nose on your shirt after your dead!
- I'm sorry to hear you haven't refinanced yet.
- Wow! I found a penny!
- You hear that? That is the sound of someone failing on the Price is Right!
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