We all like to drink. Some more than others, so I'll give you a few hints on what not to do!
You and you buddy are road-tripping to a party. You decide to cruise around a little first. You buddy spots a chick to talk to, so you pull over and have a chat. Now after that chat you go over to Walmart to pick up some stuff before the party. On the way back you get pulled over. 3 cars! Pretty suspicious! It seems you got narked out by that lady! So you grab your license and what not. The cop comes up notices you have a cooler in the back seat. "What you got it the cooler?", says the cop. "Ice", says your buddy. Upon opening the cooler there sits a bottle of southern comfort. "Ice, huh!", goes the cop. Busted! Now you got to take a breathalyzer, and watch as they dump out a case of beer and a bottle. Hurray its fun! After all the hoopla. You get frisked by a cop (who looks just like Mahoney from Police Academy.) He digs in your pocket to find a bowl. Didn't think I would find this?" To which you reply, "Nope, I though you would think I had a boner!" Cop laughs. At least he's got a sense of humor. "Where is the weed?", he asks. "Fresh out, I usually buy it from that guy, but he's out!", you reply pointing at your buddy. After the tickets are written and the car is towed. You luck out and get a ride from your new buddies. Thank god! They know how to get to the party. Time to start drinking again!
0.07 = Minor while driving + drug paraphernalia = $320 = Shut you trap and don't talk to strange girls on the side of the road!
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