With all the nasty weather going around. I have a plan to make sure you get to safety in the event of a storm. With your donations. I plan to make this dream into a reality.
First, I need to get airplane. No, I don't intend on crashing it into something. I need to to spray Hydrogen sulfide gas (H2S). That is the smell of awesomeness. You know that smell that reeks of rotten eggs!
The plan is I fly around spraying this into the clouds. A storm comes. You smell the stink of rotten eggs, and flee in holy terror! Many,many,many lives saved this way. Don't want to leave during a huricane? You will know because I will make it smell so ripe! You will have no choice but to vaccate the area. You smell that? That is an F5 twister coming your way! You better take shelter.
Got an ex-girlfriend or boyfriend? Are they having an outdoor wedding? Not anymore! I will come and spray the place! They will think twice about the marriage after this. Also, I will fly custom banners. Tell them how you feel as I give them the stink of a lifetime!
No requests to absurd! Tell me what you want stink-o-fied, and I will deliver! This will be made all possible with readers like you. The phones are standing by...Now enjoy the show Crazy fro sportin' paint man.
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