Stoned wallabies make crop circles

The mystery of crop circles in poppy fields in Australia's southern island state of Tasmania has been solved -- stoned wallabies are eating the poppy heads and hopping around in circles.

"We have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," the state's top lawmaker Lara Giddings told local media on Thursday.

"Then they crash. We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high," she said.

Many people believe crop circles that mysteriously appear in fields around the world are created by aliens.

Poppy producer Tasmanian Alkaloids said livestock which ate the poppies were known to "act weird" -- including deer and sheep in the state's highlands.

"There have been many stories about sheep that have eaten some of the poppies after harvesting and they all walk around in circles," said field operations manager Rick Rockliff.

Australia produces about 50 percent of the world's raw material for morphine and related opiates.

The not so long list of things im good at

1. Fishing ( I can can catch walleye like a champ. )
2. Video Games ( I beat Final Fantasy 7 before my cousin even played it and e got the game a day after me. )
   
3. Bike riding ( I've been known to "pop" a wheelie. )
   
4. Sex ( They don't call me smooth hands for nothing ) wink wink
5. Blogging ( I don't need to tell you how useful and awesome my posts are do I? )
6. Long walks on the beach ( The gasping sound I make is from sheer amazement. )
7. Ice skating ( I used to date a sow cow. )
8. Going to the bathroom ( Two streams are better than one I think. )
9. Being a bum ( Nothing better than doing nothing at all. )
10. Sleeping ( Could you tell I did this in my sleep? )

And lastly I took most of the crap I had in the dump down and put in a new template. Enjoy!

Prying Eyes When Pooping In Public

I guess this would apply to women as well since they squat. Everyone dreads the Walmart (insert any store) poop. It wouldn't be so bad if there wasn't a one inch gap in between the door. (Not to mention a door that doesn't lock so you have to prop your leg on it) Nothing is worse than having little Johnny son-of-a-bitch peeping in the gap to see if someone is in there.

What are you supposed to do at that point? Wave? It's bad enough that the bathrooms are equipped with acoustic tile so everyone can hear you. The least they could do is fix the gap so you don't have the peepers.

My number one tip is if you must poop in a store make sure you can get the handicap stall, as there is no fine for parking. It comes with ample room to stretch your legs and a hand rail for moral support on the stubborn poops.

Porn Links?

Just went and checked to so if the old blog roll was up to par. I had a porn site on there.

My deepest apology! >.>

Also cleared a bunch of crap out of the site. Hope you enjoy!!!
Will try half-assed to make this dump entertaining...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

King Blackbird

I see these birds out and about. I got to wondering why the one has red wings? What advantage is it to have red wings? I should probably read the wiki on it, but I'm not going to. I'm just going to name red wing as king blackbird until I see a better one.











What's with the yellow?



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Heaven forbid that you have to name it the red-yellow winged blackbird.

The Real Elmyra Duff?

"I'm gonna hug you and kiss you and love you forever (and never use you up)"

Elmyra Jessica Duff is a from the cartoon Tiny Toon Adventures.

"Bunny Lady" is back in the hutch after violating a court order not to own or control animals for five years. Miriam Sakewitz, 47, was arrested again Tuesday at a Tigard hotel after an employee reported finding rabbits hopping around in her room.

Problems for Sakewitz started in October 2006 when Hillsboro police found and confiscated nearly 250 rabbits in her home, including about 100 dead ones in freezers and refrigerators.

Police said she broke into the facility where the survivors were being cared for in January 2007 and stole most of them back. Authorities found her a few days later in Chehalis, Wash., with eight live rabbits and two dead ones in her car. Another 130 were recovered at a nearby horse farm.

She was placed on five years probation, banned from owning or controlling animals and was told not to go within 100 yards of a rabbit.